Are you a Corporate Ho?

Its time for all shareholders to realize they have a responsibility as owners of stock. That if you dont fulfill that obligation, you are nothing more than a corporate Ho and your share of stock is nothing more than a baseball card, worth what the next Ho will pay for it.

Dont be a Ho.

I like to compare stocks to baseball cards, since really that's what you're buying. It's something collectible that somebody else will either pay more or less for. It's not like you, as a small-time investor, would have any pull whatsoever.

"Hit a home run, Strawberry!"

"Ok Skip!"